"It’s always struck me as hilarious that friends who tout their taste in undiscovered music and underground supper clubs were so loyal to the most popular city in America. New York is the prom king. He knows he’s great, and he’s gonna make it really, really hard on you if you decide you want to love him."
"Nothing changes, except you have to pay a sitter."
"Nothing more fully discloses the artist’s, the writer’s, flawed character than envy of a peer."